Border Patrol Border Collie K9 CBP Funny Dog T-Shirt

Unleash the ultimate pun with this Border Patrol Border Collie T-Shirt!

Meet your new favorite officer: a sharp-eyed Border Collie suited up in full U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) tactical vest, badge, loaded pouches—and rocking those badass aviator sunglasses like he owns the border. This clever pup is ready to herd suspects, sniff out trouble, or just demand treats with authority.
Perfect for:

Border Collie owners who love a good breed pun
K9 unit supporters and law enforcement fans
Funny dog shirt collectors and humor lovers
Gifts for dog dads/moms, herding enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates clever animal tees

Why you'll love it:

Crisp, high-resolution print that pops on soft, comfy fabric
Unisex fit – true to size (size chart available)
Multiple colors and sizes to choose from
Premium quality for repeated washes without fading
100% satisfaction – because even K9s demand the best

Show your support for working dogs (and killer wordplay) with this paws-itively hilarious tee. Whether you're at the dog park, grilling, or just herding the family around, this Border Collie Border Patrol design gets laughs and nods every time. 🐾🇺🇸👮‍♂️
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide