Fueled by Caffeine & Poor Decisions Funny Coffee T-Shirt

Running on espresso shots and a series of spectacularly bad ideas? Same. This Fueled by Caffeine & Poor Decisions T-Shirt is for everyone who’s ever said “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” while chugging their third coffee of the morning.

Bold white text arches over a buzzing coffee cup with lightning bolts and sparkles: "FUELED BY CAFFEINE & POOR DECISIONS" — the unofficial motto of night shifts, all-nighters, impulse buys, and glorious life regrets. It’s dark humor with a caffeine kick, perfect for owning your chaos.
Perfect for:

Coffee addicts, baristas, and anyone who treats caffeine like a personality trait
Sarcastic adults, meme enthusiasts, and self-roasting queens/kings
Gifts for coworkers, friends in burnout era, college students, or that one relative who’s always “fine” at 3 a.m.
Everyday wear: office, gym, late-night Taco Bell runs, or just vibing in regret

Why this tee is elite:

Soft, premium black cotton (or your chosen blend) that feels broken-in from day one
Unisex relaxed fit – flattering and comfy (size chart linked)
Multiple sizes available — because poor decisions come in all shapes
High-quality print that survives washes, spills, and existential crises
Zero judgment included — we’ve all been there

Wear it loud and proud. It’s not a lifestyle — it’s a fuel source. ☕⚡😈

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide