{"product_id":"fueled-by-caffeine-poor-decisions-funny-coffee-t-shirt","title":"Fueled by Caffeine \u0026 Poor Decisions Funny Coffee T-Shirt","description":"Running on espresso shots and a series of spectacularly bad ideas? Same. This Fueled by Caffeine \u0026amp; Poor Decisions T-Shirt is for everyone who’s ever said “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” while chugging their third coffee of the morning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBold white text arches over a buzzing coffee cup with lightning bolts and sparkles: \"FUELED BY CAFFEINE \u0026amp; POOR DECISIONS\" — the unofficial motto of night shifts, all-nighters, impulse buys, and glorious life regrets. It’s dark humor with a caffeine kick, perfect for owning your chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee addicts, baristas, and anyone who treats caffeine like a personality trait\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic adults, meme enthusiasts, and self-roasting queens\/kings\u003cbr\u003e\nGifts for coworkers, friends in burnout era, college students, or that one relative who’s always “fine” at 3 a.m.\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryday wear: office, gym, late-night Taco Bell runs, or just vibing in regret\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy this tee is elite:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, premium black cotton (or your chosen blend) that feels broken-in from day one\u003cbr\u003e\nUnisex relaxed fit – flattering and comfy (size chart linked)\u003cbr\u003e\nMultiple sizes available — because poor decisions come in all shapes\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality print that survives washes, spills, and existential crises\u003cbr\u003e\nZero judgment included — we’ve all been there\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it loud and proud. It’s not a lifestyle — it’s a fuel source. ☕⚡😈\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nuvra Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":48226551595263,"sku":"4614691_8923","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":48226551628031,"sku":"4614691_8924","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":48226551660799,"sku":"4614691_8925","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48226551693567,"sku":"4614691_8926","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48226551726335,"sku":"4614691_8927","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":48226551759103,"sku":"4614691_8495","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":48226551791871,"sku":"4614691_8496","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":48226551824639,"sku":"4614691_8497","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48226551857407,"sku":"4614691_8498","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48226551890175,"sku":"4614691_8499","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48226551922943,"sku":"4614691_17203","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48226551955711,"sku":"4614691_17204","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48226551988479,"sku":"4614691_17205","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48226552021247,"sku":"4614691_17206","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48226552054015,"sku":"4614691_17209","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ S","offer_id":48226552086783,"sku":"4614691_8481","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ M","offer_id":48226552119551,"sku":"4614691_8482","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ L","offer_id":48226552152319,"sku":"4614691_8483","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ XL","offer_id":48226552185087,"sku":"4614691_8484","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48226552217855,"sku":"4614691_8485","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ S","offer_id":48226552250623,"sku":"4614691_10368","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ M","offer_id":48226552283391,"sku":"4614691_10369","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ L","offer_id":48226552316159,"sku":"4614691_10370","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":48226552348927,"sku":"4614691_10371","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":48226552381695,"sku":"4614691_10372","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/1340\/1087\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-lilac-front-69a203b59da30.jpg?v=1772225479","url":"https:\/\/www.nuvrasupplyco.com\/products\/fueled-by-caffeine-poor-decisions-funny-coffee-t-shirt","provider":"Nuvra Supply Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}