If Bullshit Was a Nickel a Pound You'd Be a Millionaire Funny T-Shirt - Savage Roast Tee

IF BULLSHIT WAS A NICKEL A POUND... YOU'D BE A MILLIONAIRE.

Classic scales graphic weighs a giant sack of "BS" against cold hard cash – because some people are walking treasuries of pure nonsense. Bold white print on black hits hard and leaves no room for denial.

Large, crisp front graphic on premium black cotton blend – impossible to ignore and built for maximum roast delivery
Soft, breathable fabric that survives gym sessions, arguments, and endless eye-rolls
Unisex fit – true to size for truth-tellers, shit-callers, and certified millionaires in the making
Fade-resistant print that outlasts the bullshit it's calling out

Wear it loud. Watch them squirm. Some fortunes are built on lies – this shirt just points it out.

#BullshitMillionaire #SavageRoast #IfBullshitWasMoney #DarkHumor #NoFilterMerch #NUVRA

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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