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Saint Bernard Mormon Missionary Rescue & Redeem Funny LDS T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$17.99
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Saint Bernard Mormon Missionary Rescue & Redeem Funny LDS T-Shirt
$17.99
Story Behind the Design
Why This Design Exists
Embrace the ultimate breed + faith pun with this hilarious Saint Bernard Mormon Missionary T-Shirt!
Picture a majestic Saint Bernard suited up like a classic LDS missionary: crisp white shirt, tie, name tag, scriptures in paw, looking ready to knock on doors and share the good word (or maybe just share some rescue brandy — old habits die hard!). The bold text reads "Saint Bernard RESCUE & REDEEM" — a paws-itively perfect mashup of the heroic rescue dog legend and the Latter-day Saint mission to rescue souls through redemption.
Perfect for:
Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints who love clever dog puns
Returned missionaries (RMs), current missionaries, or mission prep families
Saint Bernard owners and dog lovers with a sense of humor
LDS gift ideas for birthdays, zone conferences, homecomings, or just spreading smiles
Why this tee rocks:
High-quality, vibrant print on soft, breathable unisex cotton (or premium blend)
Comfortable fit for everyday wear — ward activities, temple runs, or family home evening
Multiple sizes and colors available (great in neutrals or missionary whites!)
Durable wash-after-wash design that keeps the pun looking sharp
A lighthearted, wholesome way to celebrate faith, furry friends, and wordplay
Wear it proudly and get ready for laughs, nods, and "Where did you get that?!" questions from fellow Saints and dog enthusiasts alike. Because sometimes the best missionaries have four paws and a wagging tail. 🐶📖🙏
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Picture a majestic Saint Bernard suited up like a classic LDS missionary: crisp white shirt, tie, name tag, scriptures in paw, looking ready to knock on doors and share the good word (or maybe just share some rescue brandy — old habits die hard!). The bold text reads "Saint Bernard RESCUE & REDEEM" — a paws-itively perfect mashup of the heroic rescue dog legend and the Latter-day Saint mission to rescue souls through redemption.
Perfect for:
Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints who love clever dog puns
Returned missionaries (RMs), current missionaries, or mission prep families
Saint Bernard owners and dog lovers with a sense of humor
LDS gift ideas for birthdays, zone conferences, homecomings, or just spreading smiles
Why this tee rocks:
High-quality, vibrant print on soft, breathable unisex cotton (or premium blend)
Comfortable fit for everyday wear — ward activities, temple runs, or family home evening
Multiple sizes and colors available (great in neutrals or missionary whites!)
Durable wash-after-wash design that keeps the pun looking sharp
A lighthearted, wholesome way to celebrate faith, furry friends, and wordplay
Wear it proudly and get ready for laughs, nods, and "Where did you get that?!" questions from fellow Saints and dog enthusiasts alike. Because sometimes the best missionaries have four paws and a wagging tail. 🐶📖🙏
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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