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Border Patrol Dog T-Shirt | Funny Border Collie Patrol Officer Meme Tee | Dog in Uniform Border Security Graphic Shirt Unisex

Black Heather / S
$17.99
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Border Patrol Dog T-Shirt | Funny Border Collie Patrol Officer Meme Tee | Dog in Uniform Border Security Graphic Shirt Unisex

$17.99
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Why This Design Exists

Keeping the border secure, one treat at a time.

This black tee features a badass border collie fully decked out as a Border Patrol officer — tactical uniform, badge, radio, handcuffs, aviator sunglasses, and official "BORDER PATROL" hat. Perfect for dog lovers, law enforcement supporters, border security meme fans, or anyone who enjoys light-hearted patriotic humor with a canine twist.

Premium soft black cotton — lightweight, breathable, and comfy for everyday wear
Relaxed unisex fit — true to size, size up for oversized meme look
Large, vibrant front print with detailed uniform and cool dog expression
High-quality DTG print — crisp, durable, and fade-resistant through washes
Guaranteed smiles, laughs, and "that's the goodest boy" comments everywhere

The most effective agent on the force. Grab this Border Patrol dog tee now. 🐶🇺🇸

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
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