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Hit Her With the Shrimply Flaccid Funny Meme Shrimp T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$17.99
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Hit Her With the Shrimply Flaccid Funny Meme Shrimp T-Shirt
$17.99
Story Behind the Design
Why This Design Exists
Go full meme chaos with this Shrimply Flaccid T-Shirt!
A ripped shrimp flexes hard, poised to deliver the ultimate "shrimply flaccid" hit, while a shocked woman in the pool gasps "What is that???" — all capped with massive "HIT HER WITH THE SHRIMPLY FLACCID" text. Absurd, filthy, and unapologetic adult humor at its finest.
Perfect for:
Meme lords & dark-humor collectors
NSFW gag gifts for friends with zero filter
Parties, bars, or anywhere you want instant laughs (and stares)
Details:
High-contrast print on soft black unisex cotton
Relaxed fit, true to size
Durable ink — survives washes and awkward convos
Wear it if you dare. The shrimp is small... but the vibe is huge. 🦐😏🍋
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
A ripped shrimp flexes hard, poised to deliver the ultimate "shrimply flaccid" hit, while a shocked woman in the pool gasps "What is that???" — all capped with massive "HIT HER WITH THE SHRIMPLY FLACCID" text. Absurd, filthy, and unapologetic adult humor at its finest.
Perfect for:
Meme lords & dark-humor collectors
NSFW gag gifts for friends with zero filter
Parties, bars, or anywhere you want instant laughs (and stares)
Details:
High-contrast print on soft black unisex cotton
Relaxed fit, true to size
Durable ink — survives washes and awkward convos
Wear it if you dare. The shrimp is small... but the vibe is huge. 🦐😏🍋
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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