Too Broke for Therapy Too Tired for Crime T-Shirt | Funny Broke & Tired Mental Health Humor Tee | Dead Inside Smiley Face Graphic Shirt Unisex

Therapy? Can't afford it. Crime? Too exhausted.

This heather teal tee sums up the vibe perfectly: "TOO BROKE FOR THERAPY" arched above a dead-eyed smiley face with X's for eyes, then "TOO TIRED FOR CRIME" below. Ideal for burnt-out adults, broke millennials/Gen Z, mental health realists, or anyone surviving adulthood on coffee, memes, and zero energy for drama.

Super soft heather teal cotton blend — lightweight, breathable, and cozy
Relaxed unisex fit — true to size, size up for that oversized exhausted look
Large, bold front print with clean distressed smiley and punchy text
High-quality DTG print — stays vibrant wash after wash
Perfect gift for the friend who's always "fine" but clearly hanging by a thread

Broke, tired, and still here. Grab this relatable survival tee now. 😵‍💫💸

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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